NEW EVIDENCE!!!!!

When last we left you, Agent Gosh had been "captured" by the PTB. In a daring (and successful!) rescue attempt, Gosh was freed. We have chronicled his account of the events following his release.


For those new to our page, ponder the following events ... then form your own opinion. If you would like to comment on our meanderings, or if you have other evidence you would like to share with us, e-mail Zan, the herd-keeper.


This correspondence was just received at COW-spiracy HEADQUARTERS, from our brave agent GoshMizer. (Be assured that a search and rescue team has been sent to his aid!)


In a hurried message, Gosh reveals the lurking danger ...

"I think I may have uncovered photographic proof of the cowspiracy.

But I can't talk here. "They" may be watching.

GM

"If all goes well, there may be another message, after." -David Bowman, 2010"

Also included in this message (uuencoded, of course!) was his location. Another one of our agents was dispatched immediately to meet him. What follows is a transcript of the actual conversation (tape-recorded at the scene by our agent as a security measure).

"You won't believe what I've found... I managed to sneak into the vaults at Rhino and in some old milk crates I discovered some unreleased material that was apparently never meant for the public to see!

I've enclosed photos of this shocking discovery: an alternate version of "It's Nice To Be With You" by a group called "The Moonkees". It looks as if Columbia was trying to replace Micky, Mike, Davy, and Peter with cows! Could this be the key to th... wait...

SOMEBODY'S COMING!! Take the (oomf!) pictures... QUICK!! (struggle) Tell the public!! THEY MUST KNOW!"

Our second agent barely escaped capture, and returned to HEADQUARTERS with the evidence. She insisted on being a part of the rescue team, and they are even now on their way to assist agent GoshMizer!

The evidence uncovered is irrefutable! It is offered here, for your perusal.

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The Evidence!

We will keep you informed of our progress in the rescue attempt. In the meantime, keep a wary eye for those who would keep the COW-spiracy a secret!


MAY THE COWS BE WITH YOU!