When last we left you, Agent Gosh had been "captured" by the PTB. In a daring (and successful!) rescue attempt, Gosh was freed. We have chronicled his account of the events following his release.
For those new to our page, ponder the following events ... then form your own opinion. If you would like to comment on our meanderings, or if you have other evidence you would like to share with us, e-mail Zan, the herd-keeper.
Also included in this message (uuencoded, of course!) was his location. Another one of our agents was dispatched immediately to meet him. What follows is a transcript of the actual conversation (tape-recorded at the scene by our agent as a security measure).
Our second agent barely escaped capture, and returned to HEADQUARTERS with the evidence. She insisted on being a part of the rescue team, and they are even now on their way to assist agent GoshMizer!
The evidence uncovered is irrefutable! It is offered here, for your perusal.
We will keep you informed of our progress in the rescue attempt. In the meantime, keep a wary eye for those who would keep the COW-spiracy a secret!